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Daniel Bedingfield

One of the crappest artists of all time who admitted to recording his first album in between wanks in his room at his mother's house. His sister natasha is fit little whore who cant sing or write songs either no matter how hard the slapper tries. hopefully we will never hear from either of this ear murderers again!
Daniel Bedingfield is not only a crap singer/songwriter he is also up for Britain and World Tosser of the year!
by Daragh "innit?" McGuinness September 7, 2008
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Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.
After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.
by schtingmon February 20, 2011
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bendigo wheelchair

A bendigo wheelchair is a mining cart that is being propelled by the user/s using a stick to push it along the tracks of the underground mining tunnels of bendigo.
Patrick:WATCH OUT!!! sprogs mum is coming in her bendigo wheelchair!!
by 69Stefan69 May 25, 2007
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Bonding

To act or possess similar qualities as James Bond. James Bond is super smooth with double O status. Women want him and men want to be him, he is a true playa for real. This guy sleeps with at least 3 girls per movie, gets shot at a million times and doesn’t get hit. If you have some stuff, or do some stuff like James Bond, then you’re bonding.
"That guy gets all the girls - Bonding!", "Last night I took home a smokin hot girl back to my suit in the Bahamas - Bonding!", "I had a sex with four women last night - Bonding!", "I have a car with a missile launcher built in - Bonding!", "I run the streets - Bonding!"
by Richard Martin December 30, 2007
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Benjing

verb- When a guy becomes moody after eating a gargantuan amount of food without satisfaction.
Sally: He's out of control. I think he's PMSing.

Fredd: Nah, he's just Benjing after that meal last night. Don't take it personally.
by splev420 October 29, 2009
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team bonding session

Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.
Bloody team bonding sessions. Is there any point to them, other than getting smashed?
by thisismyfile8 March 28, 2011
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Rubber Banding

When a person who generally has attachment issues pulls back from another person either after getting close to them or spending a large amount of time with them. Usually the time spent away from the person must be equal or greater to the time spent with them. The more time/the closer they get, the longer they'll pull away. Generally they will come back after being pulled away (like a rubber band) but will eventually pull back again in the future.
Person 1: Hey have you heard from Rick since y'all went out?
Person 2: No. We had a really good time but he has a habit of rubber banding.
by sps_strawberry May 16, 2018
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