snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

The Reverse Belfort

When you get so high that you can't get out of the car.

(The reversal of the Lamborghini scene in Wolf of Wall Street)

Dude, I smoked too much and totally reverse belforted. I was stuck in there for 10 minutes.

The Reverse Belfort

by PorchCouch February 28, 2022

wrap it before you tap it

Put on a condom before you bang a chick, or a dude.

Jim: Hey, I just had sex with Wendy.
Jerome: Nice bro, did you wrap it before you tap it?
Jim: I'm not a dumbass, I use protection.

by qw3r1y August 21, 2022

Never put an o before my y

Used by ygz talking about their opposition oy

never put an o before my y

by kotathaman November 8, 2022

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

When you say something wrong, stupid, or threatening, and get threatened.

Jeff: yo girl is ugly asf
Ethan: better back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up g

by ezra24 April 2, 2023

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie

shut the front door before i slam you out the back

by Lavendar Gooms October 14, 2023

that feeling when you won a game you never played before

That Feeling. Ah. Yes. That Feeling. So Nice And Gentle.

Girl: Hey I just won a game I've never played before!
Other girl: Wow so cool, bet you got that feeling when you won a game you never played before...?

by Kiki's twin, kikiara May 7, 2020