bearded prunes

your balls after puberty, and possibly in the heat

I stuck my bearded prunes in her mouth when I tea-bagged her.

by Pussylover3000 April 8, 2006

bearded woman

when a man shaves his pubes, blows his load on a womans chin, and then throws the pubic hair in her face, giving her the appearance of a bearded woman

Nothing feels better that giving her a bearded woman.

by peteck727 November 1, 2006

bearded-faced lie

A statement that sounds like a lie, but is actually true.

Obama's claim that a public option will save money is a bearded-faced lie.

by perfectlycromulentwordguy March 9, 2010

bearded dragon

uncircumsized, unshaven large penis

Damn, he had a big bearded dragon

by Darren Batt July 2, 2003

Bearded Abe

One who can not face the reality that he/she is a complete waste of trailor park trash

That guy who married the daughter of his sister that he impregnated.

by Chris Lee March 14, 2005

Bearded Dragon

After receiving a blowjob you jizz on the girls face and immediately shave your pubical hairs on her face, essentially giving her a beard.

Bro, I just gave your sister a Bearded Dragon last night

by -[SexDragon]- January 29, 2010

Bearded Women

A freak of nature who god hates

Your mum is a bearded women

by YourMumForPresident March 12, 2009