Turtle-Beach Headband

The part of your head affected by wearing a turtle beach headset.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.

Person 1: I have been playing xbox with my turtle beaches for 8 hours straight.

Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.

Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.

by sexyface69 June 9, 2011

Alaskan bearclaw

An Alaskan bearclaw is when your female partner has open cuts and you ejaculate on them

My wife screamed because of my Alaskan bearclaw

by spodderman May 23, 2014

Fernandina Beach High School

A school full of BAD BEHAVED ghetto ass white kids who think having a nicotine addiction is a personality trait. This school has shitty teachers, a shitty principal, AND nasty bathrooms. Don’t send your kid to FBHS.

Damn bro, Fernandina Beach High School is TRASH!

by Brison99Barnn September 11, 2021

miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have great skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 8, 2021

Laying one on the beach

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012

clear the beach

Trimming or shaving the pubic area

I was so pissed off when i found out my roommate used my razor to clear the beach. I had to buy a new razor.

by Gunno January 9, 2012

Turtle Beach

A kickass headset that ranges from 5.1 to 7.1 Dolby Digital Sound Surround, anything less isn't a true turtle.

Its best area of expertise is Search and Destroy on Call of Duty as it makes it easy to clutch BK's (bad kids). One problem is the headset is so good sometimes you hear your own feet and think someone is coming - noob mistake.

Headset can lead to Turtle Beach Hair and awesome KDR's and Win streaks.

Often referred to as Turtle between fellow owners as non-owners don't pick up on this. Once you buy a headset you know what the fucks up.

Annoying when kids on your team don't have ninja pro on.

Awesome when opponents don't.

"Steve, heads up I hear a kid coming around the corner on my Turtle"

"Hey fucker... stop following me. Your loud as fuck on my Turtle Beach"

by SupraBro-93 February 9, 2010