Bates County Sweet Ice Tea

When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.

"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"

by K12 FR0ST October 31, 2020

D-bate

n. Very inferior debate grade. A failing mark given to an orator who prevaricates, sputters, interrupts and fakes a seizure to halt the procedure.

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So Chuck got a D-bate last night. Again.

Yeah. He should know not to go up against that fine woman of his. She will always trump his ass.

by gnostic3 October 1, 2020

Caught Bating

When you are masterbating while living with your parents, as a teenager, or you have roommates and someone walks in on you in the middle of doing it so you hide it

I've gotten caught bating many times but one time I had the movie step brothers on and I had the sound of porn on my phone. My mom walked in and I turned off my phone immediately but I was about to cum so I cut it off and I got my first case of blue balls. Like 10 or 20 minutes later my balls hurt so I got my porn back on and jerked off again the same thing happened again and my balls hurt so bad that I just finished while my mom was talking to me it was so embarrassing that I got caught bating

by GayGuyyyyy October 10, 2020

Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.

This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.

by Dezzy Adam October 12, 2020

Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.

What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate

by Ginger seb October 27, 2017

john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017

bates nation

When you have been taught by the great teacher Master Bates

“Yo dude, are you a member of the Bates Nation??”

“Yeah boi, I’m a big fan of the Master Bates.”

“Badass.”

by Bates Nationalism November 3, 2017