The Bachelor

A Stupid Reality Show, Just Takes Female Stupidity To A Whole New Level. Bimbos, The Lot Of Them :D.

The Bachelor makes me so sick that an STD test is necessary after watching it.

by NoNameDefintion January 13, 2011

chronic bachelor

When a male keeps fucking other women but he won't marry them and he has a lot of women in his house

Jerry has salicia, ebony, aaliyah, and bonitta in his house and fucks them all but won't have a real relationship with at least one of them... He is a chronic bachelor

by Nana_kali May 4, 2015

Certified Bachelor

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.

Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.

by txmx April 4, 2006

wife basher

A singlet worn by tradesmen, miners or industrial workers; because of the general belief that any Australian bloke can drink every foreigner under the table and still be sober enough to teach his wife a lesson.

"yeah gonna change into me wife bashers before going to the pub"

by Mattistopheles October 22, 2006

bachelor chow

Food that is easily prepared, has enough vitimins and minerals to preserve life, and cheap to buy.
Cause most single guys living alone are poor and/or lazy but still need to survive.

A great example of bachelor chow is cerial, $4 buys you 5-8 meals..just add milk..or not.
Also KD and hot dogs among many others.

by Danny B December 17, 2005

Mount Bachelor Academy

A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or becoming another power-hungry staff.

Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?
Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?
Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?
Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.

by LuluB March 19, 2009

swagg basher

1.Someone who messes up your swagg. A person who doesn't know what they're talking about and think they know you but they don't..someone who doesn't know anything about swagg.

swagg basher can be a boyfriend or girlfriend who makes you look bad or just a plain ol' swagger jacker

by amber aka angel August 20, 2008