bandarlog

An incredibly lazy human being with no skill set who gets through life by stealing the work of others and passing it off as their own. Though bandarlogs can come in all shapes and sizes, they tend to be bald, middle-aged men with stooped shoulders. Bandarlogs are drawn to IT professions, where they can attempt to confuse others by using technical jargon, usually incorrectly.

I asked the IT guy why my code wasn't running and the bandarlog replied that he would have to check the metadata before rebooting the server - what a POBAW!

by Tell_It_Like_It_Is October 12, 2007

fake band

A band that exists only in name and concept. The greatest fake bands promote their name without plans to ever rehearse, record, or play live.

"You don't fuck with Cupcakes & Beer, man - we rawk hard."
"That's your fake band foo, you guys talk and rock a bar stool."

by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

Studio Band

A band that uses several computerized programs to pitch correct and Autotone vocals as well as perfect instrumentals, but when preforming live (out of the studio) sound like a poor, inebriated rendition of their recorded album.

Did you see the Superbowl XLV halftime show? Fergie sounded like she was pushing out a rabid ferret! The Black Eyed Peas showed the world just how big of a studio band they are.

by Cingsley February 24, 2011

Rubber Band Money

Money wrapped in a rubber band to walk around with to spend.

I'm doing fine. Got some rubber band money. Let's party.

by jmasalle April 14, 2011

Too baked

When, out partying and/or drinking or in any other large group scenario, you and a friend who just smoked marijuana, and are too high to do anything logical or coherent in conversation or in physical activity, look at each other and say "too-baked.."

Playing beer pong at a party and say something you would only say while baked, and look at your beer pong partner and mutter: "Too baked..."

by itsKV June 13, 2011

Post-Marching Band Depression

A severe case in which a band member feels the insatiable need to spend every possible hour with other band members well after marching season is over; a withdrawal symptom of long hours of band camp and after school practice.

Random passerby: Why's there a giant mob of kids in black overalls marching down the shopping center?
An intellectual: They're suffering from post-marching band depression.

by Golgi apparatus November 11, 2017

greatest band ever

what everyone says about a certain band they like. it's stupid because it changes to a different one every month to a year for most people. there is no single "greatest band ever", it's a personal opinion that's not stationary.

joe age 15- HIM is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 16- Nirvana is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 17- Fall Out Boy is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 18- Marilyn Manson is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 19- U2 is the greatest band ever!!!
joe age 20- Blink-182 is the greatest band ever!!!
and it goes on and on and on and on and on...........

by 999666333 May 14, 2007