Dildo Baggins

A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches

She had to use her dildo Baggins until Frodo got home.

by REGGIESHITS August 31, 2022

Shakkle Baggin

To agree with someone, but disagree with their moral values.

Yo' bitch, i shakkle baggin, gimme ma shit. or. But Grapes, those are mine, of course i shakkle baggin

by Hombre July 6, 2004

pit baggin

Pit Baggin- a hick way of describing mudding or pit riding.

Oh f**k bud, let’s get the bikes and go pit baggin
*country boy slang for mudding

by Coon Casher July 3, 2021

Bilbo baggin

When a dude flips his lady upside and facing him. Her face it strategically placed level with his junk. She then tea bags his balls while he smells her feet. That’s the only bilbo baggins.

I bilbo bagginsed that ho and her feet smelled like dead skunk on a hot august night. It was awesome!

by Irene golden January 16, 2019

Bilbo Baggins

A colloquialism for a bag of cocaine to be enjoyed amongst friends

Hey mate! I put $100 on the pies to win paying $3. You know what that means?

Yelled together “Bilbo Baggins!!!”

by Rerere! August 10, 2018

Bulbo Baggins

Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .

That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full

by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023

Baggin's Breakfast

Breakfast of eggs, biscuits, and a pipe, shared by Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf on their journey. Adopted by stoners as a pseudonym for "wake and bake".

Stoner 1: What are you doing tomorrow?
Stoner 2: Gonna have a Baggin's Breakfast and watch a movie. Wanna join me?
Stoner 1: I'll bring the Baggin's if you bring the Breakfast!

by OverripeMeat November 16, 2011