When a dude flips his lady upside and facing him. Her face it strategically placed level with his junk. She then tea bags his balls while he smells her feet. That’s the only bilbo baggins.
I bilbo bagginsed that ho and her feet smelled like dead skunk on a hot august night. It was awesome!
by Irene golden January 17, 2019
Hey mate! I put $100 on the pies to win paying $3. You know what that means?
Yelled together “Bilbo Baggins!!!”
Yelled together “Bilbo Baggins!!!”
by Rerere! August 10, 2018
I call this sock full of sand bilbo baggins because it looks like a bag and when I was like 5 I had recently watched the hobbit and heard bilbo baggins.
by CLOBESTANTINE January 30, 2021
Look! There's Dildo Baggins.
by Rinocicornicus May 17, 2021
by AKACHANCHIBI September 28, 2019
A Dildo Baggins is a miniature dildo used by dwarf ladies to pleasure themselves while their men are out. Am average dildo baggins is about 3 inches
by REGGIESHITS September 01, 2022
Play on the name of that irritating little turd Bilbo . Typically used to describe an ill timed full hardon that has little chance of seeing any light of day but will remain cloaked within the confines of ones undergarments and likely go completely to waste .
That fit bitch in Asda was bending over rearranging the bags of frozen peas and her bubble butt totally caught my eye . There I was just pushing my trolley along and I was immediately overcome by a raging Bulbo Baggins in my undercrackers . I mean , it was full of steel . A thing even a cat couldnt scratch . What an absolute waste. I wasnt even able to nip to the shitter to chug one off the wrist because my trolley was three quarters full
by Napoleon BonerPart February 22, 2023