Bears

Bears are large furry carnivores of the family Ursidae. Large bears can measure up to 14 feet tall when standing on their hind legs, and 2000 pounds (1 ton). Bears are found all over the world, but generally speak with pronounced Russian accents. Bears are known to enjoy raw salmon, with copious amounts of vodka. Never, under any circumstances, try to out-drink a bear. Their superior body mass and Russian-ness will allow them to drink you under the table without even getting tipsy. Many bears also enjoy Cuban cigars.

Me: Whats up?
Bears: Здравствулте, товарищ!
Me: Lets drink vodka!
Bears: Да!

by RussianMexican August 20, 2008

Jiggly Bears

A nonsensical word combo used along with ones inner chi to make someone mess up while performing an activity or condition in which one is prone to be able to get hurt.The words must be spoken at the right time and must be truly meant. Jiggly bears is a privelege, not a right. Those found using jiggly bears for harm may be arrested for criminal use of harmful words and can used against you in a court of law. Side effects include: getting punched by your friends, black eyes, broken jaws, torn muscles, and an inability to control your bowel movements. Please see your doctor or local physician to see if jiggly bears is right for you. There is a chance of dependency if used too much. Also the effects of the words may be lessened if over used. Do not operate heavy machinery while using these words. Do not use with alcohol or other drugs. There is scientific proof that by connecting to ones inner chi and using the correct annunciation of the words "jiggly bears" a psychilogical wave is sent out and messes up with a persons bodily functions. Thank you very much, ive been great.

Person 1 (standing on edge of diving board): Ima do a backflip.
Person 2: Jiggly Bears.
Person 1: Fuck i hit my head on the board.
Person 2: Why yes. You did.

by Joshua Roy Stanyer August 15, 2007

kids behind bars

The act of ejaculating onto your partners teeth. However, your partner would have braces, thus coining the term “kids behind bars”

“Hey Steve! What happened with that lost 14 year old girl you found yesterday?”
“Oh I took her home and we put some kids behind bars”

by w0n_t0n March 20, 2020

Anxiety Bears

A feeling of massive guilt or shame as if you murdered someone last night and forgot that you did it and the cops are coming to your house any minute.....But in reality all you did was spend $1,000 on a 3 day binder

Jay Fizz- "Hey Trav how you doing today, wanna go chase some tail at the mall?"

Trav- "No way man, I'm fighting off the anxiety bears bad right now, last night was black out city"

by The Gift1 October 10, 2009

idiot bars

The bars in front of high windows or outside doors or in inexplicable places to prevent idiots from doing something stupid.

Dudette- Did you hear about the drunk guy who almost fell out of the top floor window?

Dude- Yeah, thank fuck for those idiot bars

by DaveKurtandFaye July 6, 2010

Gummi Bears

An 80s cartoon show which most kids of today have no clue of because they have been brainwashed by the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus

Guy 1: Gummi Bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere.
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: It's an old Disney cartoon show.
Guy 2: How come I never heard of it?
Guy 1: Most people of today thought Disney is all about Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.

by fireflybrowncoat September 30, 2012

16 bars

16 bars is 32 lines of music. It is used by most MCs and underground rappers. KRS-1 really took 16 bars to a new level.

You can win money by posting your 16 bars at www.my16bars.com

by logan dougy January 20, 2009