Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

Nano Blitz

“Nano Blitz” is fast blitz that helps you get to the quarterback almost instantly.

“He kept running a nano blitz on offense, I could barely get the ball off before getting tackled.”

by ZFree June 23, 2025

butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.

last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz

by a tamborelli October 9, 2020

Blitz-meme

It's a meme that was made really quickly.

Person 1: Sam posted really embarrassing photo in the group chat. Less then 5 minutes have passed and Chloe has already made a meme about him.

Person 2: Wow, that was fast! That's a real blitz-meme.

by Vencl_A January 23, 2021

Shadow Blitz

mommy

Shadow Blitz is mommy

by AngeryCat January 15, 2023

Blitz

To outrun something or someone.

If I "blitz" you in a foot race, you ate my dust.

Hey bro, I bet I can blitz you from here to the shops. You're on mate!

by Urbanitewhisperer November 18, 2020

dirty blitz

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent

Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?

by Hvhicvieihcdwvyfxoysqfxfyxoyf April 26, 2020