Q-blast

also known as queef blastin. q-blasting is a queef so powerful that it is categorized as a "blast" one major side effect among many others is known as "cft" otherwise known as cunt force trauma wherein the victim is sprayed with pussy sauce so forcefully that the victim's DNA bonds with the pussy sauce. the victim then forever smells like pussy sauce until his dying days. q-blasting is also known to be the #1 cause of homelessness across the world

-hey did you see jacob today?
-yea, he's not doing too well..
-really why?
-his mom q-blasted him.

by sKeeTzi929 September 1, 2010

Blastoon

Yet another Pokemon we'd like to see, a bassoon-shaped Fighting-Type Pokemon. Its attacks are Subsonic Boom, Spin Punch, and Double Baton Slap.

Blastoon, Subsonic Boom, NOW!

by pentozali November 19, 2007

cap blasted

when sitting around with your friends drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and you hit that "ending point" where you stop talking anymore and have a vegatative or brain-dead stare. also happens while being drunk enough and doing a bong hit or two of some serious dank nugs and its "all over" after that. your cap has been blasted...or think of it as the top of your skull just being separated from the rest of it.

man, my boy was having a good time until he did that bong rip and he got completely cap blasted.

by brycemovement August 11, 2006

Coca Blastin

When one masturbates for over an hour while taking a shower.

I wasn't able to go into the bathroom for over an hour because my roommate was Coca Blastin all over the shower.

by Tom Mcfillihan I February 10, 2009

Baja Blast

1. A blue-green, sweet, lime-flavored Mountain Dew available only at Taco Bell (until 2014 when first released in bottles and cans for the summer and permanently discontinued in stores in 2016)
2. A liquid foodgasm; a drinkgasm, if you will

1. I'll have a steak quesadilla and a large Baja Blast please.

2. Guy 1: *cums*
Guy 2: Dude, did you just cream your jeans?
Guy 1: Yeah. I was drinking a Baja Blast.
Guy 2: Oh, you had a drinkgasm.
Guy 1: Hell yeah bro!

by daz14lpa August 11, 2017

Gotta Blast

When you want to exit swiftly a situation

Isaac Wappat: “is my man bun peng?”
“Gotta blast”

by Sticktostatusquo April 22, 2018

focus blast

A pokemon technique with the uncanny ability to miss it's target at the precise moment of critical importance

My Gengar outsped the enemy's Tyranitar and used focus blast, but it missed and the enemy's Tyranitar swept my team.

by Dr_dude July 8, 2018