Poor Bastard Chair

A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.

Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."

Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."

OR

"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."

by Delma November 13, 2007

Horny bastard

A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.

Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.

DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2017

chicken shit bastard

Word used to describe a person who is cowardly, stupid, a wanksta, or just a son of a bitch who puts on a front around others to attempt to impress his friends.

50 Cent is a damn chicken shit bastard, he ain't never been shot.

by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006

Shower Of Bastards

Irishism, a group of not-altogether nice people.

"look at that Shower of Bastards over there, they're not even drinking Guinness"

by ajp069 January 4, 2006

Sweaty Bastard

This term derives from the popular annual video game series 'Fifa'. It is used as a dig to describe a video gamer who ONLY scores sweaty(cheap) goals which normally consist of cut backs, double cut backs, lobbed though balls and one-two's...

A sweaty bastard loves footballers with preferably 90+ sprint speed and a formation with 5 at the back.

"You sweaty bastard, 'Insert Insult' " *Rage Quit*

A couple of youtube examples:
watch?v=J4jv3ePEb6M
watch?v=be8t--LYBsQ
watch?v=fLAwYTzp94I

by PWride January 7, 2012

dumb bastard

Someone who is dumb and likewise a bastard.

Ira is a dumb bastard.

by DJ Deezy January 9, 2008

bastard

• child without married parents
• One who is narcissistic and unknowingly frustrating
• The killer of kenny
• A 70's band which changed thier name to Motörhead and became one of the best bands ever.

Your parents aren't married, hence you are a bastard. You covered dog shit with a leaf and left it outside your brothers' front door because you thought it was funny, you bastard. You killed kenny, you bastard.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 29, 2004