tig ol bitties

the biggest softest juciest most veloptious titties yew will ever see or suck on. most popular type of breasts

O MY FUCK. LUK AT DEM TIG OL BITTIES ON DYNESHA. I COULD BITE DA FUCK OUTTA OUTTA DEM!

by monaefly 95 March 6, 2010

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fake ol' bitties

Someone who looks like they have massive amazing boobs but it turns out she just stuffs

Guy 1: Dude, that chicks got serious tig ol' bitties!!!

Guy 2: Naw man, they're fake ol' bitties.

by wesanator June 16, 2011

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BITTF • bitty • bitters • bittie • BitTorrent • bittersweet • bittle • Bitt • Bittner • bittu

English beer that is brewed to be usually %9 alcohol (versus the pussy-ass 3.2 beer of the 'states) and is meant to be served at room temperature. Bitters usually has a bitter taste, initially, but as you drink it the lager tends to have a sweet after taste that really grows on you.

Oi, John, a pint of bitters for me and me boys!

by Bill Brasky February 1, 2005

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bitterness

1) A disease somewhat like liberalism
2) A rage similar to that felt by Macho Man Randy Savage
3) The defining aspect of the realm

Officer Joe is pissed off for no reason. He has stepped into the realm of bitterness

by The J men May 25, 2005

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Bitterman

A man who has evolved beyond the need for some woman to validate his existence and has a desire for the finer things in life, such as self reliance, marijuana or fine Jamaican rum.

Tom: Chase! Dude, I asked her to marry me and she said yes!

Chase: Yeah, alright. *starts packing a bong*

Tom: Dude, what the heck? I just told you she said yes!
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Chase: Yeah, I heard you. Good job on finding a parasite for your weed and freedom.

Tom: Damn, you're such a bitterman...

Chase: Thanks, now can you get the rum out? *lights the bowl*

by APotSmokingCentipede May 4, 2011

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