The pure & unbridled essence of masculinity and ass-kickery. The ultimate symbol of the man libido and hossness.
by paranoidata February 17, 2010

When you have cocaine remnants left in your nose following a three day binge. Often resembling a booger but white.
"Aye bruh, ole boy that came over here you knew he was on that white girl. He had all kind of albino bats in his nose."
"Co-worker. - You have alot of those albino bats. You might want to go clean your nose.
Me. - Note to self. Clean nose after coke."
"Co-worker. - You have alot of those albino bats. You might want to go clean your nose.
Me. - Note to self. Clean nose after coke."
by JSR1 September 2, 2014

Always wear socks in a gun free zone, that way you have the ability to ward off attackers using a Stink Bat.
by Artofishl September 6, 2016

Is a fat ground bat who makes squeaks and is very cute your supposed too deep fry them for a tasty snack
by The tallest me & biggest pp me April 6, 2021

To perform a questionable action that seems trivial, but ultimately causes a cascade of ever more significant and catastrophic events.
Who would have thought that a bowl of bushmeat stew in Wuhan would end with global economic collapse. Someone really "eat the bat" this time!
by psilofyr March 19, 2020

by Ferrigno April 4, 2009

Being batman, having a bat lair, than deciding you no longer want to be batman, only to figure out that you have no choice but to be batman. This results in loving and hating your bat lair causing a bat-lairadox.
"I am a bat, man. I live in a space age under ground lair that leaks water from the ceiling(dont know why i havnt fixed that yet..my car drives itself though) and i love it. but i dont want to be bat man and i hate this lair because i am bat man. i have found myself in a bit of a bat lairadox.
by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011
