Bastard Boy

A Boy/Man Who Thinks That He Is Always Right When In Fact Is Wrong Most Of The Time.

Bastard Boy -- Mark Farrington & Co.

by Kaydee-Yuli February 13, 2009

bastard cat

a feline, typically overweight, who, when manipulated to perform human actions or display human physical traits, becomes extremely irritable

Look at that bastard cat with the sweater on, looking like he's playing piano.

by BastardCat December 4, 2009

bastard cake

Noun.
1. an undesirable situation; screwed; dicked over; fucked

Verb.
2. to be put into a bad situation by someone else; to be screwed over by someone
3. to put someone into a bad situation; to screw someone over

"Dude! You drank all my beer when I was gone... see, that's just bastard cake."

by jerkymonkey July 31, 2007

Bastard Bitch

Noun. Someone or something that tickles people without mercy.

Stop tickling me, bastard bitch!

He wouldn't stop tickling me... what a bastard bitch.

by Krispay Babay February 6, 2020

bastard moment

a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned

*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!

by Jeremy August 4, 2007

bastard by proxy

when an individual's father dies and leaves the mother and child to live unattended...........
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....

Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.

by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008

bastard child

1.One who is a bastard and also a child
2.Someone anoying
3.A word used by Vietnamese people to describe poor white Texans

e.g. Why can't this bastard child have an import

by Mi Chun May 6, 2005