Baskin and Boozin

Chilling/Relaxing and Drinking.

Hey. Whatchu Doin?
I'm just "Baskin and Boozin" cuz.

by ImThePlug July 9, 2015

Womb Bashing

Loose term referring to such deep penetration of the vagina that the man's penis could be described as "bashing" the woman's womb.

"I gave her a sound womb bashing last night."

by Tinky McScrewsalot March 1, 2009

tummy basting

While in the act of coitus the man pulls out prior to orgasm, pushes his partner onto her (or his) back and ejaculates profusely on their stomach or tummy. This act refers to the action of basting a turkey while roasting it. Also noteworthy for being a sexual act that reduces one's chances of conception. Tummy basting can also be shortened to TB as in "I am going to TB the sh*t out of you."
Perhaps the best part of Tummy Basting is that it requires only one person.

My favorite form of release is tummy basting.

by Tummy Baster June 12, 2009

Barking Spiders

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.

(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.

by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010

basting

to hang out the window of a moving car and swear at pedestrians on the street

hey man roll down the window im about to go basting (hangs head out the window) HEY FUCK YOU

by shants November 25, 2006

Blonde-Bashing

Insults directed at blondes usually from brunettes that aren't comfortable with themselves or their natural hair color.

"Doesn't that brunette chick have anything better to do than blonde bashing? She needs to reevaluate her life and get a make-over while she's at it."

by huv9pwl;ain July 1, 2005

bare backing

A word in Chess used to describe the checkmate delivered by a rook or queen along a back rank in which the mated king is unable to move up the board because the king is blocked by friendly pieces on the second/seventh rank.

Steve gave his mother a good bare backing one Saturday evening.

by yourmum69420x May 27, 2021