April

A beautiful and sensitive female that is in every way a attentive, selfless lover and friend. She will give you all she has and still feel it's never enough. Doesn't know her worth. Very self-aware of her emotions and their tendency to overreact to stress in life and most of all relationships. Oh and btw the attentiveness and eagerness to please carries over to the bedroom. She will make you hers with just one encounter and she not only knows what you like but she knows herself too, and she's not afraid to help you find your way. Love, passion, and her zest for anything challenging is the best thing about April

That exam was hard, but I got my April on.

by Tylersgrl01 October 19, 2017

April 10th

National send soapy titty pics day

Joshua: hey Vanessa, its April 10th.
Send me some soapy titty pics you dumb hoe!

I can't wait for April 10th, Im dying to see Vanessa big soapy mommy milkers!

by Josh Trent April 9, 2021

April 2nd

National drop kick your short friend day. If you see your short friends, you get a free pass to kick them.

Person 1: Yo... you know what day it is today?
Person 2: April 2nd, why?
Person 1: It's National drop kick your short friend day!

by flowerpower420 November 3, 2019

April 19

The day that the most beautiful, smart, amazing, and nicest girl was born. If you know this girl or are able to be around her, you are the luckiest person in the entire world. Her smile will light up the room when she walks in.

Guy: when is your birthday?
Girl: April 19th
Guy: I am graced by your presence

by Big-oz March 26, 2020

April 24

best birthday anyone could have.

zoe: hey when is yer birthday?
fiona: April 24
zoe: LUCKY

I was born on April 24, look how far ive come :P

by Cheesy Wonton May 14, 2011

April 22

A day for people to be gay asf

Chad: wanna hook up?
Brad: No that’s gay
Chad: It’s April 22 tho

by ratratratratratratratratratrat October 19, 2019

April 1

April 1 is national be stupid as fuck day! Just be stupid y'all..

Her: hey what day Is it?

Me: I wonder I dunno

Her: cmon seriously what day is it?
Me: I can't be serious it's April 1st

Her: and that means...?
Me: dummy it's national be stupid day
Her: ohhhh that makes sense I'll join

by MissBrain November 7, 2019