anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.
"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."
by ben d October 23, 2005
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fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"
Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"
V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"
Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"
V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
by fred_berg December 18, 2009
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Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?
Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.
Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.
by rmarz247 May 30, 2008
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by buster3535 July 25, 2014
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by Pvt. Blizz February 5, 2021
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person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021
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verb.
1. To be awarded a project or job that you put a biddal on. Usually used by the most experienced salesman in the construction industry.
verb.
1. To be awarded a project or job that you put a biddal on. Usually used by the most experienced salesman in the construction industry.
by BiddalMaster August 18, 2014
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