Jidion's bowling average 

Jidion's bowling average is 280. The way he achieves such a high average is by being Him.

Andrew- Do you know Jidion's bowling average?
Richard- Yeah, it's 280.
Andrew- Damn, Jidion must be Him!

Jidion's bowling average by SoRaHF May 25, 2022

Batting average

n. The number of times a male has ejaculated by the actions of another person over the number of times he has masterbated.

Sexual actions/Masterbation= Batting Average

The higher the number the better; the lower the more the person needs to get out of his parents computer and actually meet some females.

1: Dude, I got a blowjob from Ashley last night!
2: Nice, your batting average is getting better every day you see that chick.
1: I know man, Im having a great season. Im really getting a hit almost every time Im up to bat.
2: Im jealous. My batting average is getting worse and worse since I signed up for that new porn site.

Batting average by Designated Hitter April 16, 2009

dealing average 

The percentage calculation of your drug deal successes compared to your failures.

Duder 1: "Yo man I dropped some vicodin last night in the city. My dealing average is 100%."

Duder 2: "Aw shutup man. That was your first deal. Give it time, you'll fuck up."

dealing average by westfalia February 12, 2010

Slicker Than Your Average 

A desirable individual, which no other living being compares to. Said to be Pav.

"Man I Swearrrr He's Slicker Than Your Average?"
"Yeah Thats Pav"
He's Slicker Than Your Average

Slicker Than Your Average by Harry Dhinsa January 27, 2008

not your average Joe 

A man who can teach you how to Dougie, lethal with a Javelin, and breathes fire. All the bitches love him.

That "not your average Joe" is so beautiful. Just look at him!

not your average Joe by Mr. Sebastian Jones March 9, 2015

so average 

adj. A phrase that is used to describe a person, place or thing that is not good, but not bad.

1)Andrew: Damn, look at that mean ass chick over there!
Me: Dude, that chick is so average.
Andrew: Why did I even ask you, your gay.
Me: And your into butterfaces.

2)Jared: That club we hit up last night was so average.
Me: Word.

3)Me: Shit, this $250 graphics card that just got is so average! : (

so average by CyberneticMotorcycleNinja April 5, 2009

strikingly average 

when someone or something exhibits such immensely non-amazing attributes that the only thing striking about it or them is the ultimate averageness.

Danika Patric is strikingly average.

strikingly average by tripnosis November 22, 2010