Autistic

Something that ignorant pieces of crap think is just a fancy word for "retarded".
and I'm just gonna say something to those people.
WE'RE SMARTER THAN YOU.
I really don't get why these people are convinced it means "retarded"
especially considering that would be an accurate description of the people who think it.

Todd: "WOW! JOHN IS SO AUTISTIC, HE COULDN'T DIVIDE 2 BY 2!"
John: "Todd I swear to god I'm gonna divide the bones in your body by 2."
Todd: "oh really? just try it you Autistic- AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by CeebTheSleepless November 17, 2023

autistically

when your friend is doing an action that makes them look like there autistic.

“why is she acting so autistically”

by autistical girl123x November 20, 2023

Autistic Attacker

A person who has severe autism and loves attacking people for no particular reason.

Mohammad Yousaf is such an autistic attacker

by Arham ali November 22, 2023

autistic crackbaby

when your so bad at something you say your as bad as an autistic crackbaby

johnny sins: "man i cook like and autistic crackbaby"

mia: "yeah we know"

by fagsterbation November 28, 2023

Autisticism

When you look closely at your eyes in the mirror to find a slight bit of retardant in the retina.

Wow my eyes look corked up. Do I ha autisticism?

by CorkyPThatcher December 8, 2023

autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.

The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.

by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024

autistic pussy slayer

people with autism slay the most pussy out here

omg have you seen the big o he's such a autistic pussy slayer

by Archie2353 March 17, 2024