Ham lon

Vietnamese words describing something or someone that is nasty, annoying, unwanted.
A: why don't you hang out with us anymore?
B. Because you go with Le, she is so "ham lon." (Hãm lồn)
by Hoa Phuong Tim February 05, 2019
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man ham

the creepy, hairy, pale man thigh.
Boyfriend: Look at my new shorts!

Girlfriend: Ew, they're too short! I can see your man hams!
by AfraidOfTheHams March 05, 2013
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Ham & Egger

A derogatory phrase used to describe a mediocre person of little, if any, academic, professional and/or life accomplishments (typically a male of low socio-economic status and often times used to describe an average or underperforming athlete). Ostensibly, a loser who might be expected to eat ham and eggs as a means of subsistence because of the simplicity of the meal.
While I was vacationing on the beach in Cabo San Lucas, that Ham & Egger was at the Jersey Shore.

That Ham & Egger shouldn't be in the NBA; he's only averaging 2 points a game.
by RexRacer July 11, 2008
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Pressed Ham

Pressing one's butt cheeks up against a window or glass.
We pressed ham to another car on the road.
by dadaevan March 31, 2007
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rum ham

A delicious baked ham... soaked with 90 proof rum. Made popular by Frank Reynolds on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
“This is ham soaked in rum. It is loaded in booze.” -Frank
God dammit, Frank. Eating you drinks? … That is genius!” -Mac, regarding the rum ham
by DJ Asclepius September 24, 2011
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Ham Banjo

Being of the vagina variety. Kind of like beef curtain but of a lighter colored pinkish color of labia. A ham banjo is played like a real banjo where the player flutters his fingers over the strings. If this maneuver has been performed correctly, this makes the girl cum violently.
I put my hand down her panties so I could play a little ham banjo if you know what I mean.
by Chas. Tilden April 07, 2008
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dangly ham

wow man she looks good enough to eat
yer man ill start with the dangly ham
by dangerousdan0698 November 28, 2007
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