The most over-rated and ridiculously expensive ski resort in colorado. Home of the snooty, fur coat, fur boot and leggings wearing yuppies. A place where PETA would have a hay-day. Where everything is ridiculously over priced and even the fast food dollar menu is $1.50. The main attraction of the resort is celebrity-watching and shopping at the designer stores. The only good time to go is during the infamous X-games which brings in normal people who actually ski and snowboard instead of going to look pretty in fur on the mountain. Also a term to describe somebody who is snooty or wearing too much fur.
That woman with her 20 facelifts and breast implants is so aspen.
I went to aspen this weekend and now I cant even afford food for a week.
I went to aspen this weekend and now I cant even afford food for a week.
by lareila February 8, 2007
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Antennagate -- that doesn't seem like a good thing if you can make the bars go down by touching the phone.
by Crazyiom July 20, 2010
Get the antennagate mug.The giant penis of a black man named "Mark McKenna", also known as "Jamal". It is called "The Antenna" because it is so big, it sticks up out of the ground. It is ever expanding, but as it stands, it is 84 miles high, and 12 miles thick. It is used as a tourist attraction, as a giant penis that people have sex with.
by The Antenna Man August 16, 2011
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Wow. Brian is such an asento. We should get him a copy of W.O.W. so he doesn't have to phisically interact with anyone again.
by Xsris December 12, 2008
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Get the Aspen Dental mug.aspen is a small town in colorado that is constentally misjudged by the tourists. they are the animal killers there. this one fur store in aspen has had its windows broken by locals. most of my friends including me are vegetarians and are hippies. so get the idea that aspenites are animal killing snobs.
Me:Hey Morgan lets go skiing on aspen moutian and make fun of the tourists that can't ski and are in ugly fur ski coats and tight pants!
Morgan: Ok! Damn beasts!
Morgan: Ok! Damn beasts!
by HippieSkiChick August 27, 2007
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