ashic hoe

HUNTER FUSON and CADEN HAVENS

Those ashic hoes are over there

by Bxbsjsjsn July 1, 2019

asscend

When one is so obsessed with the topic of ascension that they just end up looking and acting like a complete ass, usually by bragging about it, denying their inflated ego ignoring that their “spiritual journey” is nothing more than a mask used to cover up their quest to appear and feel like they’re above everyone, and other obnoxious behaviors. They regurgitate popular spiritual phrases like “love and light” and “namaste”, and post obnoxious memes in order to both validate and cover up their narcissistic douchebag behaviors.

“NewAgers don’t ascend, they asscend.”

“Ever since Becky got into spiritualism she’s been such a bitch. She’s asscended, alright.”

“Hopefully they snap out of it before the asscendsion takes over for good!”

“You’re assending and it’s scaring me!!”

by TreeSquidMcGee August 11, 2019

Asscapper 3000

A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire

Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000

by Spoodz February 6, 2020

Asscheese

When someone’s cheeks got some spice in them

“YOOOO You be mad thi—- hold up, is that fucking asscheese?”
“Duh don’t you wanna go to flavor town”

by Crescentmoon56 March 7, 2020

Asschmech

Similar to Ballschmech, Asschmech is the build up of a slimy like substance made up of ass sweat, toilet paper, feces, and anal leakage, cultivated after only a week without showering.

JoBryan: man, what's up with your ass? It's so slimy!
Jumpy Jim: huh? Oh, that's my asschmech. I really need a shower!

by The reclaimer April 12, 2020

asscheese

An insult for your fifth mother

Hey how is it going asscheese

by dell lo September 20, 2020

asscheese

what happens to your anus after taco bell goes through your intestines more than once

Bro my asscheese smelled like rotting children yesterday!

by gtiu October 19, 2020