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Not alive me please

Something you said when your best friend called your dad and asked if he sold ball gags
You (actually me): It was an accident. A freak accident and i want to die.
You (actually me): not alive me please
by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 7, 2020
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Man Alive

1. Originally used in the Navy to say they had found a person at sea who was still alive, as opposed to drowned.

2. Currently used by people over 50 to express surprise or disgust.
1. "Man alive! Bring up the lifeboats! MAAAAAAN ALIIIIIIIVE!"

2. "Man alive, l can't believe my boss changed my schedule at the last minute again! I've got about ten minutes to get ready and get there!"
by orinoco womble July 26, 2021
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feliz aniverseesaw

LOONA's inside joke where Haseul said 'feliz aniverseesaw' instead of 'feliz aniversario' in hello82's game. Feliz aniversario is actually 'happy birthday' in Portuguese.
Feliz aniverseesaw, LOONA!
by loonasonyeo August 11, 2021
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The Aniverse

A fictional shared-universe on YouTube, created by YouTuber "ForeverRed3000". This shared-universe incorporates various fictional characters, across different franchises of animated entertainment, all over the globe, and presents them as "mirrored counterparts", of the Greater "MCU/Spider Man Franchise/Fox Marvel Franchise" pantheon.
Person 02: "Ever heard of the Aniverse?"
Person 01: "What's that?"
Person 02: "Before I explain: Let's first watch, an anime parody trailer, of Iron Man."
by Okajima Rokio March 2, 2022
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Les Anglais sont ariveé

eupham. When a woman has her time of the month or has the painters in or is off games

from Fre. literally "the English have arrived" - from the time of the 100 years war 1337-1453 between England and France, notable for some particularly bloody battles and incidents. "the English have arrived i.e. there will be much bloodshed.

First seen in Viz. Comic around 1988 in 'Finbarr Saunders and his double entendres"
"Go on pet, it's been two weeks and me bollocks are like footballs. Please let me shag you."
"Really, Mr Trubshaw, this is too much. Besides "Les Anglais sont ariveé"
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Brett Kramer from half•alive

Brett Kramer is the drummer of the band half•alive
Brett Kramer from half•alive is a meme
by Shanithefrog December 11, 2019
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the state of being alive

literally being horny and wanting to die at some point
person: sometimes i like the state of being alive
by ItzShadow January 29, 2021
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