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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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When you get so sensitive that your crusty mullet raises its hairs and ejects a fece, jizz-like smell.
Damn look at that foo, he’s getting The Chris From Arnold Effect! Better get out of here before it smells like shit and cum!
by Jsjjjjjjjjj September 2, 2021
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Benedick Arnold

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Like the American General who betrayed the colonies but was ultimately caught, this person is a friend or acquaintance who runs their mouth or betrays you but is caught by you.
Emphasize the dick on it like a Bene-DICK
I heard you stole my lunch money from my lock Benedick Arnold.
by Longdongvanhugenrod February 1, 2014
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the arnold palmer

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a sexual position in which the female is lying on the ground. and the male is on top. it is named becuase the male pours the very delicious arizona arnold palmer tea on the female and then engages in sexually activity with the female. to increase the arousal the male will lick the female up and down till the tea is gone, then pour some more tea on her
the arnold palmer sex last night was wild!!! i licked camille so much i used three gallons of tea!
by tea is sexxxy June 21, 2009
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Benedict Arnold

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1) Making your sexual partner belief you are going to perform one of the acts of the sexual trifecka (oral, vaginal,anal) on her/him and quickly converting to the other
1) My girlfriend doesn't like anal so I was going vaginal and got her with the Benedict Arnold
by pschizzle April 14, 2010
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cal arnold

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Cal arnold -
An amazing human being.
The name Cal comea from a YouTube channel known as Cal Arnold.
Go subscribe.
Cal is so amazing
I subscribed to Cal Arnold
by Katie draws April 24, 2019
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When you shave someone's head, take a hollowed out melon, rub shit on the outside and jiz on the inside then stick it on the bald guy's head shouting "Crank that arnold!" Usually occurs between gay men in prison or an unconcious guy and arnold g.
Arny-'Yo man, I'm bored'
Bob-'Let's crank dat arnold'
Arny-'That's cool, like coolade'
by Arnyn G May 8, 2008
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