if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023

Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges.

When you caught someone about to fuck up and you correct them before they make a fool of themselves.

They look at you and say "Why not?".
You look that village idiot in the eye and say "Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges."

by F-50Rick-C137 December 27, 2018

applesauce

derived from three white/azn/romanian girls from the BDOT.. means, something is wack, or da shizz, or the womps, or off the hizz-ouse..like, man theypimped my ride, thats so applesauce::::translation: my brother, you have prepared my automobile, or long distance transportation device, with great precision and extragance, i am overcome with joy and gratitude..

"man, yo 13 inch rims r the applesauce, fo shizzle."

"dawg, yo pimp juice sure is applesauce-in'"

"yeu, man, yo bling bling and crib, sure gets them ladies in yo tighty whities..applesaucin, fo gizzle, mizzle, BADIZZLE"

"girl, yo ba-donk-a-donk sure is applesauce"

by oangecky September 21, 2004

Criss cross Applesauce

When a girl is extremely tall so she needs to sit down Indian style in order to give a blowjob

Hey babe can you give me some criss cross applesauce?

by Hdycmwifmec January 8, 2018

applesy

Of, or relating to being an apple.

This pie is very applesy, even for it being a cherry pie.

by me March 8, 2004

applesoz

From the root word soz. Soz is internet slang for "sorry," with the word apple in front of it.

You: "What are we eating for dinner."
Me: "Applesoz, I don't feel like cooking right now."
You: "Applesoz huh?"
Me: "Indeed."

by MissMurphy December 22, 2007

Chocolate Apples

Inserting the mans testicles into the females rectum, then once ready the testicles are pulled upward and if done right makes a "popping" sound as if opening a cork bottle, then yell BOOYAHHH!!

BOOOYAAHH!!! how you like them chocolate apples?

by Boooyahh!!! December 16, 2008