apocalypse mentality

When one decides instead of helping humanity during an apocalypse they decide its great time to start killing everyone

Man 1: Hey did you do that test yet?
Man 2: Yeah, turns out i have an apocalypse mentality.
Man 1: Well when the zombies attack remind me to stay away from you...
Man 2: What zombies aren't re--
<THEY SEE ZOMBIES>
Man 2: HAHAHA NOW I GOING TO KILL EVERYONE FOR NO GOOD REASON!!!
Man 1: WHAT?! NO!! NO!! NO!! PLEASE N-- <Gets killed by man 2>

by AVP2000 November 11, 2013

apocalyptica

Pieces of euphemeral media and comestibles collected in the belief that the world as-we-know0it will soon end.

'Check it out; tinned beans, bowie knife, and a lifetime subscription to readers digest... i gots all the apocalyptica up in here'

by anun January 28, 2004

apocalyptophobia

the groundless fear that the world is going to end.

Expel your apocalyptophobia from your mind. The world is not going to end.

by uttam maharjan October 24, 2011

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Adam, Andy, Eric, Mike the fucking coolest badass heterosexual fellows that occasionally like to hump eachother.

Dude look at that chicks titties.
Dude, I wanna C her CB

by Andy April 17, 2005

Millenial Apocalypse

The end of the world brought on by millenial degeneracy

The Millenial Apocalypse is upon us, we're all gonna die!

by sudnvm May 22, 2020

apocalypse food

Food that you stocked up for when you get hungry and it's the last reliable source. Especially for when you're high, drunk, both, or just feel like a fat ass.

It usually tends to be snack food or junk food. Basically food you'd store up for the apocalypse.

Person 1: Dude, why are you getting so much food?
Person 2: It's my apocalypse food. Whenever there's an emergency, it's there.

by ShallowsEnd September 7, 2013

Apocalypse Girl

A girl who has sex with a large number of men with no regard for her relationship status or personal health. Similar to the act of storing a lot of meat in a freezer in preparation for the impending apocalypse.

Shorter terms can be A-slut or A-hoe.

"Bro, look at that chick out there on the d-floor in the tight black dress and big boots."
"Yeah man, don't tap that, she's a huge Apocalypse Girl, you'll probably get the herp er' somethin."
"Man, there's so many of those A-sluts these days.. shit."

by Murc March 14, 2014