anus missile

The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.

"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"

"That's fucking disgusting"

"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"

"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"

"it was, bro, it was"

by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016

raise anus

1. To lift one's posterior; to elevate the gluteus maximus.

2. (Idiomatic) To take up arms against an oppressive force; to revolt with impunity. Derived from a corruption of the Latin "laese annos," "prolonged revolt."

Note: not to be confused with the idiom "to raze anus," which means "to destroy anus."

And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them raise anus.

by whatwhyareyoureadingmyname May 8, 2011

Anus gravy

When you eat Taco Bell, the intestinal tract heats up, causing the rancid Taco Bell feces to melt into a highly combustible fluid, which is now completely liquified, which is then charged with the anal gases which have been heated into plasma, causing a turbocharged fart to shoot out liquid diarrhea into your pants, in which the Taco Bell diarrhea’s runny state causes the shit to run down your pants, with an intense and potent smell. A term coined and used by the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Guy 1: I suddenly don’t feel good.
Guy 2: I told you not to have that shredded chicken burrito from Taco Bell.
Guy 1: *shits his pants loudly*
Guy 2: OH MY GOD YOU HAVE ANUS GRAVY LEAKING OUT OF YOUR PANTS I FEEL LIKE I AM ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE IT SMELLS SO BAD!
Guy 1’s Girlfriend: You just got your anus gravy all over my new white pants! I am breaking up with you!
Guy 1, being unable to withstand the devastating effects of anus gravy, decided to hang himself in the school bathroom the next day.

by InternetSlangPhD January 3, 2021

anus weave

Noun
A large amount of hair on or around the anus.
Anus rear hair butt hole

"Hey, did you guys hear? this guy in my science class has an anus weave!"

by anusweavenumber1 October 14, 2015

dangly anus

when a person's anus becomes so over-used through intercourse it becomes dangly.

Jane Doe has been stuffed in the bottom so many times her tight sphincter has become a dangly anus.

by tizzle sprizzle November 24, 2009

anus meat

The meat around anus that sometimes plays peek a boo during constipation or a very big bowel movement.

Greg was taking a very large dump and he felt his anus meat drag the toilet water.

by Aprince1984 December 6, 2016

Anus cave

When an individual is too much of an asshole and a new term is needed to describe how big of an asshole this individual is.

Guy 1: David just made fun of me for working at Wal-Mart.
Guy 2: but David is unemployed....
Guy 1: He's seriously the biggest asshole i've ever met, he's more than an asshole I can't even describe it.

Guy 2: He's an anus cave.

by CodeAlias July 23, 2014