The alphabet

It’s fucking explanatory! If you don’t know what it is then you are fucking dumb you dumb piece of shit.

Bitch why the fuck are you still scrolling?!? THE ALPHABET IS JUST FUCKING LETTERS!!!!

by Autumn_22 October 23, 2020

alphabet soup (>:

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now u know your ABC's next time won't you sing with me (>:

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now u know your ABC's next time won't you sing with me (>: (also alphabet soup (>:)

by doveeeeeeeeee November 5, 2020

alphabet boys

Slang term for a government agency (like FBI, CIA, NSA). They usually are very easy to detect when they are trying you fed you.

Person 1: Bro, our servers got fedded again by the alphabet boys.
Person 2: God fucking damn it, opps caught us macking cheese in the Michael wave.

by michaelwave March 21, 2023

Alphabetical Zero

Another name for the letter “O”.

The letter O is basically an alphabetical zero if you want to call it that.

by Zero2infinity March 26, 2023

The Spinning Alphabet

The Spinning AlphabetVerbSexual Act: As Your Sexual Partner Rides You, You Recite The Alphabet. Once You Hit P You Spin Your Partner While They Are Still On You And So Now They Are In Reverse Cowgirl Position. You Furiously Thrust Them While Repeating The Letter P 26 Times. Once The 26th Time Is Hit, You Spin Them Back Around And Finish The Alphabet. Also see The Stinking Alphabet.

"Dude! Last night I gave your mom The Spinning Alphabet and she came right then and there.

by Jackie Estacadoe March 29, 2023

The Stinking Alphabet

The Stinking AlphabetVerbSexual Act: An Act Just Like The Spinning Alphabet But The Hole In Question Is Anal.

"Dude! After I gave your mom The Spinning Alphabet, I gave your dad The Stinking Alphabet.

by Jackie Estacadoe March 29, 2023

Alphabet Mafia

An easier way of saying LGBTQIABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123+, because dear god… that is a lot of letters and numbers. Plus is there for a reason fellas, we don’t need to add a new letter every four seconds please I feel like I’m walking on ice whilst saying this acronym and I’m literally pansexual.

Ray: Yo did you hear about Joshua?
Anna: Yeah he’s part of the alphabet mafia

by i hate tyjo (im not jishwa) November 5, 2023