crunchy almond mom

A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.

"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"

by lexistexas May 1, 2023

Almost-infinite

Having such a great number, that it seems paradoxically infinite; seemingly-infinite, although one knows that it is not

Just think about it...with the money we make from this deal, the possibilities are almost-infinite.

by Shadowulf1 September 25, 2010

almost sex

An act of sexual encounters where the male and female give each other pleasure by masturbating one another. Which keeps the females hymen intact. I guess.

Yo i had the best almost sex ever

Wtf u talkin bout

She beat me off bro, that shit felt good as hell

Bruhh

by blbbrown0927 December 13, 2014

A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere

This phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas.

Interviewer: Do you think you are qualified to do this job?

Interviewee: Yes, I think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere.

by spivtron and dr. slinky August 9, 2012

aamos

A sweet finnish guy

Aamos has a nice sauna!

by FREJR August 14, 2017

Almond joy arms

The outcome of a relatively skinny person going to the gym and only using the bicep machine, causing their arms to resemble an almond joy.

Joe; "Is it just me or does Colby have almond joy arms?"
Dylan; "I think he's been hitting the bicep machine a bit too hard."

by JH82 November 20, 2017

almond joy

A white mans penis, with lumps.

Bro, let me eat your almond joy.

by GIngyboi June 1, 2020