alice

A glass of milk that has been sitting out in the sun for 12 days and has been spit in by homeless dogs.

Eew i accidently drank some alice.

by tiobla June 26, 2009

Alice

beanerville,aka so close to mexico you could spit and hit it.
the birthplace of the crackhead, the highest percentage of dropout rate in the state of texas.also known as Hubcity(or the tunnel of drugs)

Where you from? -"Alice" oh?! isnt that in the valley?

by Nova Scotia Hio June 13, 2008

Alice

A beautiful sweet girl who everyone adores. She's heaven sent and brightens everyones day with her positive energy.
You definitely need an Alice in your life because she's full of knowledge with an imagination that leaves you fantasizing about her. Alice is competitive, trusting, loyal, intelligent and ready to accept the impossible. Daring by nature and quite bold. She tends to take herself seriously especially when the evil Red Queen plots and plans to steal Alices boyfriend,Jose. Simply, Alice isn't threatened by The Red Queen because she has everything in the bank and besides Alice has a Squad that will chew her and spit her out before her next breath. Jose, hold onto Alice, she's nice and innocent and The Red Queen is vile and a distasteful, she does not suit you.

For a full description on The Red Queen, feel free to search her name on Urban Dictionary.

Alice: "Good morning , how are you today?"
The Red Queen: "Off with her head, she just swore at me!"

by Baal-Berith August 21, 2017

Alice

So sweet, innocent at heart, kinda dumb but she makes up for it with her niceness, can get mixed up with the wrong crowds and can sometimes be a bit too quick to judge people. Weird, wacky, funny and u should really get to know her

“Aww I feel bad for Alice sometimes she’s just so innocent”
“I don’t like her, she said she don’t like me for no reason”

by JustAHonestGirl January 22, 2019

Alice In Chains

THE most amazing band to have ever existed, full stop. You can have your Beatles, and Rolling Stones, and Led Zep, and Nirvana, al the bands that normally come up when the question 'dude, who is the greatest band ever?' comes up, but Alice kick all their asses. RIP Layne, Rock on forever.

"Dude, why do Alice In Chains rock so fucking much?"

by Fitz May 31, 2004

alice

a bitch who doesnt care about anyone but herself she snd ugly girl who thinks she is prettier then she is and thinks everyone would sleep with her when really no one every will

dude she thinks she is so hot but she s fugly wanna b
shes an alice

by pink22567 July 28, 2011

Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland: A chick sees a bunny and follows it and ends up in this place that looks like it was made by a fucking crack addict. She goes around and meets people and then this queen chick meets her and she's like: "BITCH IMMA KILL YOU" and then the queen tries to kill alice but alicie dosen't die and then she finds out it was all a fucking dream and then like 10 years later she's a fucking teenager and she sees the bunny again and follows it and ends up in the same crack addict world and she's like "Oh shit i'm hallucinating" but she's not and then she finds out that her childhood dream was not a dream at fucking all and she's like the chosen one and she has to defeat the fat ass queen and kill her whore I mean dragon then she's like "I ant gun do that shit" and everyone's like "Alice you must or we will all die!" and then she agrees to it and she fights the damn dragon and chops his head off and then she leaves wonderland and goes to china and that's how both Alice in Wonderland movies go thank you the end

Guy: "Dude, you ever seen Alice in Wonderland?!"
Dude: "Yeah, that shit made me think of the days I did Crack!"

by VodkahBunneh December 12, 2012