wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

Chinese Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the middle of the night with diarrhea after eating bad chinese food.

Boss: "Why are you late?"

Employee: "Sorry, I got no sleep. I kept getting woken up by a Chinese Alarm Clock."

by CAC123 September 20, 2013

alarm clock

A device that sounds an alarm at a specific time, waking you up. Some alarm clocks go off 30-45 minutes after its set time, either making you late or unprepared.

My alarm clock woke me up at 6:45 today. I didn't have time to eat a good breakfast, so I fell asleep in class.

by spel itt rite September 19, 2006

Alacramatic

This word was made up not too long ago and hasn't had much of a chance to spread, but for the few who do know its meaning, it means:

Anything you want it to mean

That party we went to was "alicramatic"

Im no doing this anymore, its alacramatic

by josh October 10, 2004

Car Alarm Tag

When you and your friends play tag by the use of car alarms in a large parking lot. By setting off the alarms of different cars the "it" player tries to track down the other members in the party. Upon coming physically touched by the "it" person the game cycles all over again just like regular tag.

Remember, a parking lot is a dangerous place. Soo watch out for traffic, and people who don't want you playing. Let's play some good 'ol Car Alarm Tag, now let's get it on!

by Bennihana May 4, 2006

Silent Alarm

The act of teabagging a sleeping person, waking them up in the process.

I could feel his nuts on my face...it was a total silent alarm.

by Victor Lewis November 7, 2007

Fart alarm

When you think you have to shit, but only fart into the bowl when you try to do so.

When you go to change your baby's dirty diaper (because it smells like shit) and find it empty.

Dave: 30 minutes wasted due to a fart alarm.

Melissa: dammit Dave that's the 4th time today. eat a burrito and shit already.

Mom: change your sons diaper. He smells like shit!
Dad: Fart Alarm... Diaper is empty. You were right Honey; he is my son!

by Pelt hater January 11, 2012