Inability to think outside of the box. Inability to reason either deductively or inductively. Excessive reliance on patterns and rote memorization of rules or facts. Complete inability to recognize or acknowledge various viewpoints, which contributes to difficulty separating fact from opinion.
Person: "What is two plus two?"
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."
by RickC84 October 08, 2013
a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards
by Sexydimma February 23, 2017
That acute and all-consuming feeling of bored emptiness, melancholy, cranky dissatisfaction, etc. that comes when one accustomed to a lavish lifestyle has completely drained his financial resources and thus has to start economizing, or when a “caring” (read, “tough-love”!) parent/spouse/dutch uncle has suspended the squanderer’s spending privileges until such time as he is deemed worthy/responsible enough to manage his own finances again.
Cool chick: Yo! Why the long face, girl?
Hip lass: Oh, just major bank account withdrawal syndrome --- my boyfriend was sick of bailing me out, so he took away my debit and credit cards, and enrolled me in a free community college course in frugal money management.
Cool chick: Yeeee-gads! Major bummer, honey! Well, I’ll be a good sport and take the course, too, so I can sit with you for emotional support. Besides, I could use a little help myself in that regard.
Hip lass: Oh, just major bank account withdrawal syndrome --- my boyfriend was sick of bailing me out, so he took away my debit and credit cards, and enrolled me in a free community college course in frugal money management.
Cool chick: Yeeee-gads! Major bummer, honey! Well, I’ll be a good sport and take the course, too, so I can sit with you for emotional support. Besides, I could use a little help myself in that regard.
by QuacksO November 23, 2011
Someone thats buys a UMG/GB Account and thinks their high tier. These people spend up to 100 dollars on Accounts to acting like there good.
"Jukestr: Im so high tier"
"Me: No your not"
"Jukestr: How many earnings and trophies you have?"
"Everybody: JUKE YOU BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT"
"Jukestr: Shut up 50 dollar chall"
*Juke plays chall drops 2-10 on host*
"Jukestr:My mom was yelling at me rechall"
"Everybody: YOU SUCK U BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT IDIOT"
*dms sketchy on twitter*
"Jukestr: ill send u the paid for this tourney user?"
Me: PaypoZ
"Jukestr: SENT!"
This is why juke is a Account Buying Amateur.
Still to this day he says he did not buy his account
"Me: No your not"
"Jukestr: How many earnings and trophies you have?"
"Everybody: JUKE YOU BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT"
"Jukestr: Shut up 50 dollar chall"
*Juke plays chall drops 2-10 on host*
"Jukestr:My mom was yelling at me rechall"
"Everybody: YOU SUCK U BOUGHT YOUR ACCOUNT IDIOT"
*dms sketchy on twitter*
"Jukestr: ill send u the paid for this tourney user?"
Me: PaypoZ
"Jukestr: SENT!"
This is why juke is a Account Buying Amateur.
Still to this day he says he did not buy his account
by cod umg accont March 23, 2015
An Instagram spam account commonly have over 1k posts, selfies, shitposts, have vulgar username and is typically funny. It’s like a journal with close friends where you make fun of each other.
by abcefghijkkk March 22, 2018
FaceBook Pukcab Account:
Noun;
Pukcab is a phrase used in place of the last name in your backup FaceBook account, as you cannot use the phrase "Backup" anywhere in your name on your FaceBook profiles, so it's the perfect way to get around FaceBook's strange laws, just so in case for whatever reason you loose access to your main account, or it gets blocked, suspended, banned, or deleted, you can have your other account ready to go, as long as you keep it as up to date with your main account. Just make sure you don't post what got your first account disabled on your Pukcab account.
Pukcab Accounts are more common for Roleplayers than regular FaceBook users.
Noun;
Pukcab is a phrase used in place of the last name in your backup FaceBook account, as you cannot use the phrase "Backup" anywhere in your name on your FaceBook profiles, so it's the perfect way to get around FaceBook's strange laws, just so in case for whatever reason you loose access to your main account, or it gets blocked, suspended, banned, or deleted, you can have your other account ready to go, as long as you keep it as up to date with your main account. Just make sure you don't post what got your first account disabled on your Pukcab account.
Pukcab Accounts are more common for Roleplayers than regular FaceBook users.
FaceBook Roleplayer 1: "Hey man, what happened to your account? Did you delete me? Last night I got on my FaceBook to reply to you, and I didn't have the messages from you, and you weren't in my friends list. Did you delete me, bro?
FaceBook Roleplayer 2: "No, man! My account got deleted because of those sexy pictures I edited and posted up there."
FaceBook Roleplayer 1: "What about your FaceBook Pukcab account!?"
FaceBook Roleplayer 2: "Never made one! I lost everything!"
FaceBook Roleplayer 2: "No, man! My account got deleted because of those sexy pictures I edited and posted up there."
FaceBook Roleplayer 1: "What about your FaceBook Pukcab account!?"
FaceBook Roleplayer 2: "Never made one! I lost everything!"
by JSDMAN April 07, 2011
When one person is using alternative accounts to back them up or boost them in a argument (online most of the time in a youtube comment section)
Main account stranger: (insert argument text here) Alternative accounts: He is right/Building of the point and saying he is correct/Boosting in general/Liking his comment and relpying with supportive comments and then disliking and commenting negative things to the MAS (main account stranger) enemy The alt-Account alliance working together with the main account in the argument
by PenguDBZ June 06, 2023