asshole policy

In any given relationship you have with another person that person is bound to be an asshole at some point so you mite as well be an asshole first.

Example 1
"I knew that the car in front of me was about to cut me off so I implemented the asshole policy and sped up so he couldn't get in front of me."

Example 2
I was walking out of wal-mart the other day and this bum said "excuse me sir", I could tell he was about be an asshole and ask me for money so I put the asshole policy into effect and told him "get a fucking job" before he had a chance to say another word.

by dangoombie February 24, 2010

Asshole Hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.

Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered

by Howie16 December 16, 2010

Asshole Shitkick

kicking one directly in the asshole stunning the asshole loosening it and shit is released

oh i totally just Asshole Shitkicked john yesterday, it was fucking gross

I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective

by i love to asshole shitkick September 11, 2011

asshole at first sight

Similar to "love at first sight", it means to instantly know someone is an asshole.

Saw a guy intentionally take someone elses parking spot they were waiting for, had a feeling of asshole at first sight with that jerk.

by Hilbe August 13, 2015

Ninja Asshole

When an unsuspecting individual is an asshole.

ASIAN is a Ninja Asshole

by xxBA115xFreaKyx June 18, 2010

Complete Asshole Disorder

A term which refers to a habit of being a complete asshole

That guy has Complete Asshole Disorder.

by rockin'blob November 17, 2014

blooming asshole

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

by scratchy2868 May 10, 2015