Sexual Assault/Battery

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Nostril Assault

When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.
Person 1: *farts*
Person 2: Jesus Christ, why would you do that, that's Nostril assault!
by LordJenal March 22, 2024
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Dj Assault

Detroit DJ. Born and raised in Detroit. Born on Jefferson Ave.
Dj Assault would say "we're living the good life"
by tyronecoachella January 23, 2023
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textually-assaulted

When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.
Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.
by fatsouliman December 16, 2014
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The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.
by plssn April 11, 2020
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when is my shoulder going to stop burning it feels like triangular assault with a flechette.
by Cody5050 January 29, 2021
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Urban Assault Vehicle

A 2006 Subaru Outback that can go 4 feet deep underwater, carry 6 frag grenades in the cup holder, and withstand the constant gunshots directed at the back bumper
Bro people keep shooting at my back bumper while I’m 3 feet underwater

Ahh chill man, it just means it’s an urban assault vehicle.
by ThyMemethOfGythavil April 01, 2019
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