Adapt

No amount of adaptation is going to appease someone whose selection criteria is a fat meaty 7 inch cock and 6 firgures a year or "ambition" (which roughly translates to "Well, he doesn't have to have money now but if he's going money later then it's fine)

Hym "BEHOLD! I will now adapt to women's selection criteria... By tying a paper weight to my dick and waiting for it to meet their standards........................ Just give it a second.................................................... You're right............ This is definitely what I should be doing................................. I'm glad I'm living my life to appease someone who's indifferent to whether or not I die alone......... This is good...... This is good for everyone.................. Definitely better than not pretending you're not a whore and instead just taking $50................ Yep......................... I feel the stretch.......... And soon, so will your daughters....................................... Just a few more seconds.................. Then I'll be good enough..............................

by Hym Iam June 22, 2023

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ASAP

Short for "As soon as possible"

Buy a Nintendo Switch ASAP.

by MihaiPopa2 August 3, 2023

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Asaphobic/ Asaphobia

A specific phobia characterized by an irrational and intense fear of individuals named Asa. Those affected by asa-phobia often experience heightened anxiety, distress, and discomfort when in the presence of someone named Asa or even at the mere mention of the name. Symptoms may include increased heart rate, sweating, trembling, and a strong desire to avoid any interaction with individuals possessing the name Asa. This fear can stem from various factors, such as personal experiences, cultural influences, or subconscious associations. Treatment may involve cognitive-behavioral therapy and exposure therapy to help individuals manage and overcome their irrational fear.

I am Asaphobic/ Asaphobia.

by ettytv August 27, 2023

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Asappy

As soon as possibly! ASAP-y, abbreviation spoken as an acronym.

Mom just left the checkout line to grab something else, she better get back asappy!

by post s script September 19, 2023

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ASAP no Aesop

Doing something as soon as possible with as least amount of bullshit as possible.

ASAP - as soon as possible.

Aesop - fables = stories = excuses = bullshit.

Hey Henry, Lemme see you in my office. Listen, I need those reports ASAP no Aesop!

Yo man, this is bullshit! I don’t have time for nonsense. Lemme get that shit ASAP no Aesop.

by o0ill0o October 21, 2023

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