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almond joy

A white mans penis, with lumps.
Bro, let me eat your almond joy.
by GIngyboi June 1, 2020
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Cranberry Almond Crunch

When you give someone a bowl of rocks and milk and trick them into eating it, so they mouth get all bloody, and they teeth fall out like cranberry almonds.
I have to wear dentures now because Denise served me a cranberry almond crunch.
by Storm Thurmond July 7, 2010
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ivory almonds

Slang term for Morphine or pills such as oxycontin or Valium.
Do you have any ivory almonds left in your bag?
by Ziobear2 July 28, 2018
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A wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere

This phrase means that you can make almost anything work if you look at all the options avilable to you, be they in-the-box or out-of-the-box ideas.
Interviewer: Do you think you are qualified to do this job?

Interviewee: Yes, I think a wet puzzle piece fits almost anywhere.
by spivtron and dr. slinky August 9, 2012
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Almont

A small town in the thumb of michigan that has a population made up of rednecks, whores, attention whores, douche bags, rednecks, and only a small population of decent people... did I mention rednecks? There is absolutely nothing to do in this town, and you will for sure regret moving here. The drama is insanely ignorant, mostly between the attention whores and the just plain whores.

Rednecks- Usually guys who live in the Almont trailer park and drive a beaten up, rusted, dented old chevy or ford truck and think they're the shit. They also eat raccoon for dinner.

Whores- Do I have to explain? They're probably the worst breed of Almontians except attention whores.

Attention whores- Girls who go around creating all the fucked up ignorant drama in this town. Usually start it on facebook or myspace. Usually post pictures on facebook saying how ugly they are for attention. Also, are frequent participators in the dreaded "duckface."

Douchebags- Usually guys who think they're "hood" when in reality, they live in the subburbs of Almont with their parents.

Decent people- If you find one of these people in Almont, keep them. They're very rare.
Person: Where are you from?
Almontian: Almont!
Person: Get. Out. Of. My. Presence.
by YYoyoyoyoyoyo May 27, 2012
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it's almost over

what your friend says when you're sitting on their couch watching a movie and they want to finish it, but you want to either go home or go to sleep or at least do something else, and there's actually about a half hour left of the movie and you're bored as hell.
mark: can we go outside now ? this movie's boring..
paul: it's almost over.
mark: yeah right..
by sh000tme. July 5, 2010
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almond

You're a fucking an almond.
by leemaooooxd November 4, 2017
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