rod and todd

an extremely attractive woman with a dull or unattractive man. A "hot rod and a we-todd".

whoa look at rod and todd over there in the corner, what is she doing with him?

by doc 2x pukes June 12, 2008

rod off

When you leave a man behind

Darrell decided to rod off Matt and leave in the taxi, because Matt was being a wetter

by Crim_mike February 4, 2017

Rod Bobblin’

When your penis dips into the toilet water.

Dude Australian guys must have tiny dicks. My big American hog is rod bobblin’ every toilet I dump in over here.

by Jaybandzdough July 10, 2023

knowledge rod

A smart man’s penis.

Damn, he’s got a nice knowledge rod!

by Nahmean July 16, 2020

Rod Reed

God's gift to the music world. The greastest band director i have a plesure to be taught by. The redest band director the world may ever know

First place General effect is .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... Rod Reed.

by 2nd best marcher in band November 3, 2016

Driving Rod

A hand Job while on a trip where the male is driving.

My girlfriend just gave me a Driving Rod and I almost hit a cop when i blew in her face!

by Crazyasukid March 21, 2009

jolly rod

An annoyingly snooty way of saying "penis" that can also be quite funny

I say old chap, would you kindly give my jolly rod a good tickle, eh wot?

No I shan't, for I do not partake in homosexual behaviour. Good day sir.

by Bleat09 August 14, 2011