Mine turtle: hello! *bchhooo*
by wellaintyoujustthecutes-bchoo. October 21, 2012
by Tracey August 29, 2003
The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.
An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.
by Testudo1 November 07, 2013
the outback turtle is a special move used against horny homeless women that enjoy a can of hot creamed corn. You first heat the can of creamed corn up using an old lighter stolen from the gas station near your under the bridge hotel. Once the can is hot to the touch, you then insert your filthy dong into the can and stir the corn up using your turtle head. Then you have slow dirty turtle sex behind a dumpster as your partner is about to climax you then dump the hot creamed corn onto her turtle shell and yell cowabunga!
Homeless Whore: Hey I've been panhandling all day I'm horny and hungry as fuck!
Seagrape Sailor: No worries I'm whipping up some outback turtle if your in the mood.
Homeless Whore: Id love some outback turtle, mind if I bring a friend?
Seagrape Sailor: No worries I'm whipping up some outback turtle if your in the mood.
Homeless Whore: Id love some outback turtle, mind if I bring a friend?
by DIRRTY DICK DAN February 15, 2018
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To take a crap. End of story.
by CaWe March 21, 2004
The act of taking a shot from the cupped end of an uncircumcised penis, using the extra foreskin to create a shot glass.
by Master of the pooniverse November 14, 2010