Ken Jennings

Freak on Jeopardy who has won over a half millon over a 4 and a half week reign.

Ken Jennings is a genius.

by oralluver June 26, 2004

ken kaniff

apparently he's from conneticut, and somewhat closet homosexual. Eminem mentions him in several songs and skits.
ken seems to have a love/hate relationship with eminem.

there are rumours that he is in fact a real person who has an album titled 'the ken kaniff show', but details are sketchy.

'this is ken kaniff from the internet, tryna' lure your kids, into bed with him'
'guess who's back, back again, ken is back, tell some men, rub my back, rub my back, rub my back...'
'you want me to lick your ass, *eminem*?'

by me old fruity August 16, 2005

Hado-Ken

A briith love by all, seen as the co-suprime ruler of the Universe, (next to Maddox

<Akira> Look it's Hado-Ken!
<Kikkoman> Let's worship him!

by Hado-Ken December 29, 2004

Ken Fixed

Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..

Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"

While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."

Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"

by JonnyBass April 20, 2008

Ken boy

A man that literally looks like a Ken doll

@Manurios is such a Ken boy 😍

You tryna be a Ken boy or something for the dance?

Yo cosmetologist, make me a Ken boy.

by shesacelebrity December 14, 2017

Ken Slater

The realest nigga in the universe he is also a ladies man

Guy 1:Yo you saw Ken Slater last night?
Guy 2:Yeah he fucked my girl’s whole family

by therealestdudeeverinhistory April 30, 2019

ken curse

being extremely unlucky in a game of valorant, which includes but is not limited to getting one-tapped, wiffing, timing and other things that helps make you die.

dude, I missed all my shots, I got the ken curse.

by monthreview January 20, 2023