Ken Jennings

Freak on Jeopardy who has won over a half millon over a 4 and a half week reign.

Ken Jennings is a genius.

by oralluver June 25, 2004

ken kaniff

apparently he's from conneticut, and somewhat closet homosexual. Eminem mentions him in several songs and skits.
ken seems to have a love/hate relationship with eminem.

there are rumours that he is in fact a real person who has an album titled 'the ken kaniff show', but details are sketchy.

'this is ken kaniff from the internet, tryna' lure your kids, into bed with him'
'guess who's back, back again, ken is back, tell some men, rub my back, rub my back, rub my back...'
'you want me to lick your ass, *eminem*?'

by me old fruity June 11, 2006

Hado-Ken

A briith love by all, seen as the co-suprime ruler of the Universe, (next to Maddox

<Akira> Look it's Hado-Ken!
<Kikkoman> Let's worship him!

by Hado-Ken December 29, 2004

Ken Fixed

Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..

Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"

While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."

Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"

by JonnyBass April 20, 2008

Ken Dolling

imagining what you want to do with a guy you think is hot, like you might play with Barbie and Ken.

omg, I was up all night Ken dolling about Craig. Too bad i couldn’t take advantage of him in the backseat of my Barbie car.

by Smorefun February 7, 2023

Ken Behrens

Canberrans, people of Canberra.

We’re Ken Behrens.

by Artanis Abathur August 28, 2021

Kenning Out

When an individual is clueless or acting brainless during a competitive multi-player video game. This type of behavior is usually defined by slow reaction time or being 30 seconds behind his/her teammates.

Come to A-site and plant! Come on Jacob stop kenning out!

by DoS your wife September 7, 2020