Woody Soak

When you leave something you cooked or ate with to soak for cleaning, but you forget about it for so long someone ends up cleaning it for you.

"Aw man, Garrett pulled a Woody soak on his spaghetti pot and I had to clean it for him."

by The Lige May 15, 2016

Woody

Woody is a cowboy toy from the movie Toy Story.

Woody: You are a toy!
Buzz: I am a space ranger!
Woody: You are a fucking toy!
Buzz: Shut the hell up!

by DOGMAN_5676 May 26, 2020

work woody

Getting an erreciton at work

Person 1: wow there are a lot of hot girls In today
Person 2: yeah I've got a work woody

by LewyLew July 13, 2017

could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.

Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

woody

a cool wood character named woody he first appeared in bfdi 1a that got kicked by blocky a lot he is a very cool character

blocky:woody its time to get kicked
woody:WAH WAH
blocky:bye woody
woody:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by idk a good username July 16, 2022

toodie woodie

when you fart and get hard; the ultimate embarrassment

John was presenting to the class, when he pulled a toodie woodie and had to leave the country

by Collloser The Typer Boi March 5, 2022

Woody

The best ever contestant in BFDI, and other object shows. A piece of balsa wood, the best one i forgot to mention. He is very epic, and deserves to win BFB

Announcer: Spongy.
Woody: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Announcer: Is eliminated with 6 votes.
Woody: ah.

by kopekope March 16, 2020