1.Wow Josh, didn't Neds pussy feel so good?","ya man I'm gonna fuck the little guys pussy so hard next time"
2."OMG DEBBY, THE BOYS HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON US","WHAT WITH WHO???","YOU WONT BELIEVE ME BUT THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING NED!!!"
2."OMG DEBBY, THE BOYS HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON US","WHAT WITH WHO???","YOU WONT BELIEVE ME BUT THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING NED!!!"
by Clique #420 April 30, 2020

Ned loves a bit of gambling and jelqing. His favourite tool is a rake and can beat anyone in a sword fight 🍆.
“omg there’s Ned he’s so hot and good at gambling” says women. Ned replies with “AnyMen🎵”.
by Anymen123 June 8, 2025

This is a person who is very loyal with his tight group of friend and likes to start building projects with his friends and is very skinny, he is a little extra terrestrial and eager to eat into cycling and has great catch frames like YAAAAAAAAAH AND YEH MAN
by BOOOOOOOOOY January 14, 2019

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd
Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.
Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy
Person 1: Don't say that!?
Person 2: say what?
Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word
Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!
Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy
Person 1: Don't say that!?
Person 2: say what?
Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word
Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!
by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018

The personality of Crutchie, Buddy the elf, and Benji from Pitch Perfect. Will nervously laugh when extremely uncomfortable or confused. Steals clothes from others even if they are sizes too small, then proceeds to gaslight them into thinking the clothes were never theirs. He will also use your injuries against you and gaslight you using them.
Person 1: Hey Ned! Wait… is that my shirt
Ned: Sharon we’ve talked about this I bought this shirt in Florida 2 years ago. You really need to watch that concussion of yours it’s making you crazy
Ned: Sharon we’ve talked about this I bought this shirt in Florida 2 years ago. You really need to watch that concussion of yours it’s making you crazy
by Buddy (the elf) September 12, 2022
