ned

neds are gang members but are youths and not as hard. they blast loud edm music. they'll fight anyone but the minute the polis come they cry. most come from the glasgow area but smaller populations have been observed in falkirk and edinburgh.

*loud edm music*
oh shit neds

by I fucking hate prince harry December 21, 2023

Ned

Basically just an Idiot, Ned can be found mining with his chompers for new gold teeth.
If you encounter one, cover all jiggly areas and run furyur life.

Boy that Ned over there sure is scary

by lgkhf May 14, 2021

ned patterson

This is a person who is very loyal with his tight group of friend and likes to start building projects with his friends and is very skinny, he is a little extra terrestrial and eager to eat into cycling and has great catch frames like YAAAAAAAAAH AND YEH MAN

Man ned patterson is gr8

by BOOOOOOOOOY January 14, 2019

Ned

Ned is a very sexy creature with a stinky hot juicy pussy just for Josh dun and Tyler joseph.

1.Wow Josh, didn't Neds pussy feel so good?","ya man I'm gonna fuck the little guys pussy so hard next time"

2."OMG DEBBY, THE BOYS HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON US","WHAT WITH WHO???","YOU WONT BELIEVE ME BUT THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING NED!!!"

by Clique #420 April 30, 2020

Ned

Ned loves a bit of gambling and jelqing. His favourite tool is a rake and can beat anyone in a sword fight 🍆.

“omg there’s Ned he’s so hot and good at gambling” says women. Ned replies with “AnyMen🎵”.

by Anymen123 June 8, 2025

Spider-Ned

The Spider-persona Ned takes when trying on Peter Parker's Spider-Man gear. Usually with his mask.

Peter Parker: Sorry "Spider-Ned", But Spider-Man doesn't need an obese sidekick

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

Ned

The personality of Crutchie, Buddy the elf, and Benji from Pitch Perfect. Will nervously laugh when extremely uncomfortable or confused. Steals clothes from others even if they are sizes too small, then proceeds to gaslight them into thinking the clothes were never theirs. He will also use your injuries against you and gaslight you using them.

Person 1: Hey Ned! Wait… is that my shirt
Ned: Sharon we’ve talked about this I bought this shirt in Florida 2 years ago. You really need to watch that concussion of yours it’s making you crazy

by Buddy (the elf) September 12, 2022