A method of saying one has flatulated without offending geriatric ears. Similar to the Australian phrase of "opened your lunch." People no longer have to say "he farted."
Dude, who cracked a rat? Jimmie, do you need to go change your draws?
Ah man, I just cracked a rat so bad, it tweeked my seat!
Ah man, I just cracked a rat so bad, it tweeked my seat!
by JLG September 09, 2003
by Biceps McLongDong December 20, 2015
POV: 6th grader walks up to u me: what the 6th grader This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh
by Bruh Killarney December 03, 2020
A story plot, idea, or character pairing that is so insane or stupid that it could only make sense while on drugs.
SUMMERY: The whole Harry Potter gang are strippers in a New York club! Ron/Hagrid. Harry/Bellatrix LeStrange. Crack plot, crack pairings.
"Hey! I just wrote a Misa/Mello story!"
"Sounds like fanfic crack to me."
"Hey! I just wrote a Misa/Mello story!"
"Sounds like fanfic crack to me."
by AliceInCyberLand July 11, 2008
As seen in Futurama: The Beast With A Billon Backs, it is by far the rudest way to hang up a phone. One does this by placing the phone between the cheeks of the buttocks and slamming it back into the receiver. This works best when both parties are using a video phone.
"Issak was being such a dick last night that I crack slammed the phone on his ass!"
"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."
"Dude, he must have really been a dick to deserve that."
by C.R. Strenth October 20, 2008
1. To open a new bottle of an alcoholic beverage.
2. Serious hip hop song by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent from Em's Relapse album.
2. Serious hip hop song by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent from Em's Relapse album.
1. Yo Jimmy its Friday, crack a bottle cuz.
2. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
2. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
by JimmyLimerick May 29, 2009
Basically just cleaveage. like a buttcrack only in the front and on your chest formed from 2 large boobs pressed together.
"A slippery coconut noodle just slid down my boob crack!"
"wow, she is showing a lot of boob crack"
"my dang titties are too small for me to have a boob crack"
person a: what are you staring at?
person b: your amazing boob crack!
Boob crack: a great place to carry a cell phone.
"wow, she is showing a lot of boob crack"
"my dang titties are too small for me to have a boob crack"
person a: what are you staring at?
person b: your amazing boob crack!
Boob crack: a great place to carry a cell phone.
by Harrison's Girl July 09, 2012