Tax inspectors are a shower of bastards!
by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013
The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.
by Che Guavera May 22, 2011
You look fresh this morning, what did you do last night?" "My boyfriend and I went out in the rain and took a Desert Shower.
by ER Nurse July 24, 2011
When two people engage in sexual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged teets of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk.
Martha and I found a local farmers field, a Cow and we gave each other an Amish Shower until the morning.
by Lando Calhoun October 23, 2014
by ZMC25 February 07, 2011
When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.
by hanky hanks February 11, 2010
The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
by Marit50cal July 02, 2020