See premature ejaculation. When you've got a pack of 2 minute noodles for your girlfriend, and you manage drop your load either in her or in your pants before they are done.
Pre J King: I totally destroyed that pussy in like, a minute bro!!!
Actual Player: Dude, that isn't something to be proud of...
Actual Player: Dude, that isn't something to be proud of...
by ThatCheesyTroll September 19, 2013
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by The Robinator August 18, 2004
A literal ray of sunshine, mood maker of bts he can sing rap and don't get me started on his dancing. Person who will brighten your day and he deserves all the love and support in the world
He is your hope your his hope he is j hope
by Lilgmez March 06, 2018
Comedian, and Twisted Advice Guru. Known for saying exactly what's on his mind, and offering advice to callers and/or audience members in a very straight forward and sometimes rude, but helpful way.
by Mary Jones April 24, 2006
example: 'did u hear about that slut that gave two guys two handy-j's at the same time in the bathroom today?'
by i know that i know it all April 14, 2009