Hollywood Witch

The stereotypical witch usually portrayed in movies or on television. These witches may be ugly with green skin and warts, melt if you throw water over them, evil in nature, or worshippers of Satan.

This is in complete contrast to Wiccan Witches who look just like regular people, aren’t evil at all, and definitely don’t worship Satan

Just because I'm a Wiccan doesn't mean you should treat me like a Hollywood Witch. That's so not cool!

by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010

Witch Ditch.

An evil woman's vagina.

Witch Ditch.

Matt
Nice camel toe.

Lisa
Fuck off. wanna go kill some squirrels?

Matt
Sure. But first can I lay In your witch ditch?

by SharkBate88 December 20, 2013

The Witch's Cauldron

When a woman expels air from her vagina with such force that bubbles are produced in and around the entrance.

"Mate, I was giving head to this girl after doing her from behind only to be greeted with a witch's cauldron."

"Man, this girl queefed so loudly, I bet she produced the witch's cauldron."

"I would love to add some milk of man to HER witch's cauldron."

by beefdiaries March 5, 2014

witch savanna

What T-Series is nothing in

T-Series ain't nothin' in the witch savanna

by Borfotron November 13, 2018

Crown the Witch

To ejaculate into the hair of the female that was just giving you a bj.

Also a term used to describe sneaking behind to deliver a 1 shot kill (a head shot) to the witch in the game left for dead.

This chick was really sloppy I just had to pull out and crown the witch.

by pseudonomz December 18, 2010

Witch's Tap

The use of a wooden spoon (or an erect penis), to free pastry from a pie tin. Due to current health and safety limitations in the UK, witch's taps are restricted to wooden spoons only in the workplace. Due to the risk of severe burns to the genitals I recommend using a good witch's tap after the pie tin has been allowed to cool.

The gentleman chef needed to give the pies a witch's tap to free them from the muffin tin.

by THE Frank Spencer August 16, 2008

Ditch Witch

A generally displeasing and annoying person. Someone who believes they are better than the actually are. They are so unworthy that they don't practice witchcraft in a home, but in a ditch.

Pat needs to get over himself and stop acting like a ditch witch.

by Piper Marie January 10, 2020