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mat return

Wrestling term. When you return your opponent to the mat.
Did you see that mat return? Yeah Emmi is a good wrestler!
by matreturn on instagram June 18, 2018
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mats roald

Girl1: He is so cool!
Girl2: that because he is a Mats roald
by Hewo.im.here.now December 5, 2019
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Mat-howgen

Mat-howgen is a German slang term for an inverted penis; commonly referred to as a “man pussy.” It is a rare condition in which a person is born with the XY chromosomes but their genitalia has the appearance of the female vagina.
I went home with this cute guy and was shocked to find a mat-howgen when I went down on him!
by Dangus Smith August 6, 2023
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Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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hard mat

from a Kevin Gates song "hard mat hurt your back when it's no option."
by thadorion July 6, 2015
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Mats

He is a sporty, strong and hot guy. Everyone want a Mats in their life. He is kind, but can break your heart, watch out girls.
No example everyone who has ever met a Mats felt in love with Jim and fainted at The spot
by Hosleeeeee February 25, 2017
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new mats

Cool guy does a lot of drugs because he has 14 million in the bank he will most likely tell you that.
Hello my name is new mats and I've got 14 million in the bank.
by Dj wub wub October 5, 2020
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