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Why Kris is cool

Kris is the coolest person I’ve ever met I’m so happy we are friends because she’s cool Kris likes to say I’m cool but we ALL know that’s bullsh*t okay okay Kris is cool,Beautiful,Talented,Alpha male,Epic,Funny, A Scorpio,amazing

I recommend finding a cool kris but Kris are very rare so good luck lol
You can call your bestie kris
Krisp,Krip,kri,klip,Krisp puff, puffer,(inside joke)and any other word that starts with a K so yea

Hi kris hope you see this lol
Ari : you’re so cool
Kris: no u
Ari: no u lol

Why kris is cool 😍
by Bigbootyfathoe00 August 27, 2021
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Kris

A cute and kind guy the likes to meet new people.he is good at everything thing and I mean everything and he have a huge glizzi.say if you meet a Kris grab his glizzi.
Kris is a cute and kind guy
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Kris Guštin

24 year old guitarist of the popular Slovenian shagedelic band Joker Out. Joker Out were the Slovenian representative for Slovenia in Eurovision 2023.

He is half Dutch and is for some reason seen as a lesbian icon. Don’t ask my why that’s the case, I just know I never agreed with anything more than this.

Is known to wear sweaters with a bunch of holes in it, no matter the weather and is the best friend of Bojan, another member in the band.

May or may not be bisexual.
I met Kris Guštin yesterday! He is a lot taller than I imagined him to be, but just as handsome!
by Aceofspader March 26, 2024
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The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.
Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect
by Kj7770 November 21, 2023
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kris

stupid blonde kid that sits infront of me in ela. doesnt know how to shut up. ugly. really annoying. sometimes wish i could switch seats with someone so i dont have to listen to him talk a lot anymore. really loud. wish he would fly to the moon and never come back
this boy is annoying, so call him a kris
by hvilee December 6, 2021
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Kris

A hispanic furry bitch that won't come out of the closet in home depot. Get a life kris you furry slut.
Mark: Kris drew more furry art today.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.

Mark: Let us bully him more.
by DocXeno February 13, 2022
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KRIS

Slang for a blonde drag queen. Usually tall, sometimes nice, and found around cities like Austin or Houston on occasion.

Typically has extremely attractive friends. Known to slip.
Look kids, that is a Kris in her natural habitat(a bathroom stall)
by versetheebottom November 23, 2021
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