getting the circle jerk 

The act of being jerked around by several people at once. Often used as a humorous expression as it pertains to several men masturbating in a circle, possibly around you, or on you, suggesting a lack of power on your part (the person receiving the circle jerk) and a larger proportion of power for the individuals perpetrating the circle jerk.

I applied for several jobs but keep getting the circle jerk!

I had an interview but he didn't call to let me know, I'm really getting the old circle jerk!

getting the circle jerk by thoroughly circle jerked April 22, 2010

The Ron Johnson Situation 

n. The situation where a guy asks if he can suck your dick...just to see what it's like.

"Hey man, can I suck your dick...just to see what it's like?"

The Ron Johnson Situation by Balley McSackerson September 4, 2003

The Risky Jerk 

The risky jerk is a very dangerous, ballsy move. You must stand next to your parent's bed while they are sleeping, and masterbate. You must complete all the way till release. The riskyness is doing this next the head of your sleeping parents, they could wake at any moment.

DUDE! I tryed to do the risky jerk but my dad woke up half way through and cut it off!

The Risky Jerk by Johnny Donn July 20, 2008

caught with his hand in the cookie jar

Seen by somebody while trying to take a thing that he/she was not entitled to.

"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".

caught with his hand in the cookie jar by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

the dirty jake 

when ur banging a chick in the ass, and her asshole is so dirty it makes you vommit on her back. you then pull out and bust a nut! in the vommit and she smears it all over her body.

christian gave rits mom the dirty jake last night! she loved it, and he cleaned up after.

the dirty jake by rit roy February 19, 2005

The Andrew Jansick

One who exhibits one or more of the following behaviors:

- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.

- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.

- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.

- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.

- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.

- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.

- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.

- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.

*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.

Ya know, I'm just going to pull The Andrew Jansick. From now one, every problem I have if Fido's fault!

The Andrew Jansick by mlvd742 December 8, 2009

The Crispy Jack 

When your girlfriend is tossing you off and you cum up your own arm.

"The Crispy Jack" - Oh no the exticey is to great oops its up my arm =/

The Crispy Jack by Glovehands April 20, 2009