Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.

Stop being a keyboard couch potato you ignorant cunt

by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024

Chocolate Potato Soup

Noun: slang for diarrhea with little chunks.

Excuse me a moment while I use the restroom, all that curry is making me bake up some chocolate potato soup.

by GreaseWizard September 14, 2020

Potato

A yummy way to fix any problem

Dude: *Gets into argument*
Bro: *Throws potato at gut*

by MooIsCool November 1, 2019

Hot air potatoes

A potato with antigravitational properties. The higher ambient air temperature is, the less it gets affected by gravitational force. Once the structure of the potato is damaged, it looses it's antigravitational effects.

I saw hot air potatoes in my backyard yesterday.

by Ligij September 26, 2023

Potato

Slang for a surpressor or silencer

.38 put 8 bullets in and spin it around

put a potato on the barrel bitch it wont make a sound.

by Crippincousin October 20, 2020

party potatoes

Party potatoes are mashed potatoes mixed with cream cheese, sour cream and milk, then baked to a creamy goodness. Also known as party "potes".

party potatoes

by Bean_0916 March 28, 2009

Potato

1. Commonly used 'slang' in western countries to describe ones own appearance.

2. To describe poor quality.

1. "Dude I look like such a potato."

2. "What did you film this on? A potato?"

by BallShifter January 21, 2017